OMG PD: Please Don't Pee in the Street

Not The Best Place to Use the Bathroom: According to a report from Marple-Newtown Patch, police arrested a man in connection with DUI after they found him on the side of the road, peeing in the street. When police asked the man if he had been drinking, he reportedly said he had "too many … beers and shot." Read the full story here.

I Don't Understand Why Bras are so Expensive: In what isn't a repeat from another story, I swear, Springfield Police responded to the Springfield Mall Victoria Secret where nearly $700 in bras were stolen. I think I spent about $10 on my last three-pack of briefs. Check the full story here.

Talk About an Unhappy Ending: According to a report from Roxborough Patch, one area moviegoer had a bad experience when, after checking her purse after a movie, she found that her debit card had been stolen. Read the full report here.